In [the] beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

nicolaou

So where did God live before he'd created the heavens?
Satanus

He lived in a little cottage out in the country. After a long time, he got tired of the darkness (except for the light which he eminated), and made the heavens to give more light.
S
Clam

So where did God live before he'd created the heavens?
He lived in a place which existed prior to the creation of the heavens.
Satanus

Clam
Would that make god a clam without a shell?
S
Clam

LOL Satanus yes: or a shell without a clam.
Satanus

Is a calm without a shell, or a shell without a clam still a clam?
S
Clam

All shell be revealed
Wild_Thing

What came first ... the chicken or the egg?
Did God create the Earth or did Earth create God?
ICBehindtheCurtain

HAHAHAHA, funny! I don't believe in that book any longer, so whatever is written in there, is just nonsense to me.
IC
crazyblondeb

That's why when God created men, she was only joking!!
Another one this morning I heard on "Constantine"-- God is just a kid with an ant farm!!