Wow! The light was bright the day these articles was written. Who would even think to himself, "Gee, I wonder if Adam ever got his freak on with the Eden animals?"
No wonder there was a talking snake.
"Psst... Eve... Down here!" (Snake)
"Hey Slinky, I didn't know you could talk!" (Eve)
"Eve, I don't know if I should be saying this, but I think you should know what Adam has been doing with the Zebra..."
After learning this, Eve grabs an apple from God's favorite tree and shoves it down Adam's throat thus causing mankind to fall short of the glory of God.