Yes, folks, the all-wise, all-knowing, all-seeing Watchtower Society peers into and explores all possibilities of thought and logic. Yes, right back to our beginnings they look at how Adam needed to determine who would serve as his companion ... and where did he search?
"Before God created anything new, a woman, God left the man free to determine whether there was a suitable companion for him among all the lower animals. He did not oblige the man to go seeking a companion among them, thus requiring the use of much time on the man's part, but Jehovah God brought various beasts of the earth and flying creatures of the heavens before the man."- Life Everlasting - In Freedom of the Sons of God, p. 45, para. 22 (c)1966 Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania
Why, God even brought these creatures to Adam, because god-forbid that he would use too much time deciding whether to marry a dog or a bird or to determine if he was more oriented toward sheep or an ass ... but, when it comes to preaching, God makes man spend endless hours looking for people who are not at home anyway. I digress. But, thankfully, Adam was not an animo-sexual, no, he was heterosexual ... not that there is anything wrong with being an animo-sexual, because we do not want to be judgmental, but I would not want Adam to have married a donkey and turn us into jackasses with wings.
Oh, Watchtower, and you silly GB boys ... what would you have been like had you gotten an education beyond the third grade ... opps, according to rumor, Fred Franz, the Greek expert, wrote the above book ... and he had two years of college ... yikes! He must have done well in creative writing.
Merry Christmas!
Jim Whitney