uh, Simon.......
The average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.
"Angharad! Come read this love ..." - Simon
From "where" is Angharad coming from? You're answer could be construed as a "measure" of your manliness.
waiting