Your favorite "bumper stickers"

by new boy 93 Replies latest jw friends

  • ex-perfectdaughter
    ex-perfectdaughter

    Saw this one yesterday: BUCK FUSH

    My all time fav: Mean People Suck....Nice People Swallow

  • calico
    calico

    What Would Scooby Do?

  • whyizit
    whyizit

    To All The Virgins Out There:

    Thanks For Nothing!

  • JimWood
    JimWood

    Animals - It's what's for dinner

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    The best one is....one that has a smiley-face on it and says:

    "HappyXWitness.com"

    They had them, Tee shirts and buttons at the convention in PA last October!

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERY PERSON ON EARTH FARTED AT THE SAME TIME?

    I almost hit the ditch.

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    I saw one just the other day that said,
    "Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitches" ;p

  • new boy
    new boy

    got me laughing again......another great one from the bone yard.

  • BrentR
    BrentR

    Hang up and drive!!!!

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    CAN'T FEED 'EM?
    DON'T BREED 'EM

    I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
    I'M A DRUNK
    ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS

    I'M NOT LOSING HAIR
    … I'M GETTING HEAD

    IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE
    …I'D FART

    BAD COP
    NO DONUT

    LAWYERS - CRIMINALS
    I FORGET THE DIFFERENCE

    STOP REPEAT OFFENDERS
    DON'T RE-ELECT THEM

    ONCE UPON A TIME A GUY ASKED A GIRL
    TO MARRY HIM. SHE SAID NO.
    SO THE GUY LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER

    IF FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED…
    MAYBE LOSING IS YOUR STYLE

    REMEMBER MY NAME…
    YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER

    POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
    NEED TO BE CHANGED
    FOR THE SAME REASON

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