Just when you think life could not possibly kick you in the teeth any worse something like James Browns passing blind sides you. After listening to "I Feel Good" several times, including a half hearted attempt to dance to it, I swallowed an entire package of M&Ms and drank a half pint of brandy. Fortunately my wife found me in time and forced me to drink a Scotch and soda. Afterwards, I reflected on how wonderful life really is and resolved to try and look and the positive side of life. Like the fact that since James Browns death was announced there have been at least two battered womens shelters closed for lack of residents.
My suicide attempt yesterday...
by Gregor 50 Replies latest jw friends
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mrsjones5
You nut! lol thanks for the giggle
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MsMcDucket
I think that I should whip your butt! You silly!
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Gregor
Spank me momma!!
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prophecor
And I thought my life was a wreck, sheeeesh!!!
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JamesThomas
Yes, life sucks. I feel like placing a plastic bug over my head, too.
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restrangled
Gregor,
I did not find your topic amusiing and I was worried about you.
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Gregor
restrangled, I'm sorry. You touched me.
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Cellist
I was worried too. But that was a funny post.
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loosie
No No silly don't you know the way to go is "POP rocks " and "Coke"
