The Watchtower magazine will cease soon.

by unbaptized_1 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • unbaptized_1
    unbaptized_1

    Due to the fact that God Almighty Jehovah,
    is displeased over the "divisiveness" of this once very
    worthy publication,and also that the "oversight" is as
    poor as it can get without bringing reproach on His own
    Name,soon this publication will in fact cease.Let it now
    and henceforth be known,that the "faithful and discreet
    slave",is not even in touch with the real lives of the
    flock it has been entrusted with caring for.The days we
    now live in require a new kind of teacher,who will still
    instruct according to Jehovah's scriptually expressed and
    known will,but also be given the kind of insight and deep
    wisdom,along with discernment and understanding,befitting
    The Universal Sovereign,Jehovah God.

    The first rule that will govern these men will
    be what Christ Jesus commanded at Matt. 22:37-39.It is just
    this simple,friends.How will they differ as shepherds that
    will stand apart from the many divisions that are being now
    allowed to "fester" without redress?When what is spoken of
    on Jehovah's behalf ahead of time,comes to then pass within
    a reasonable period,then it should be enough for the right
    hearted to then follow.With the annointed class either frail
    beyond capability to direct,or passng away in death,then the
    most well taught of slaves who LOVE JEHOVAH, AND REALLY,ALL MEN,
    will now be stepping forth with a very bright light that is
    NOT of our own design or concept abilities.

    We have been fully and perfectly instructed in what
    Jehovah felt was necessary training for the days ahead yet to be.
    It will make the WTC disaster,and all other tragedies ever to come
    upon mankind and earth(except for the great flood,yes Jehovah has
    all the bases covered)look as if nothing when compared.LOVE is all
    that will save you,so learn it,Jehovah's way,and the sooner you put
    it into practice,the better.1 Corinthians 13:1-13.No lip service will
    escape the notice of Christ's appointed angelic judges.I have no part
    in such matters as those,for no man of flesh is fit to,not one man.
    Mercy over judgement,is the True God's way of directing men of faith.
    Finally,1 peter 4:17,18 are in effect.So,remember 1 Peter 4:8.More to
    follow and all are welcomed to e-mail or post replies.Do not engage
    me in trivial debates and semantics that arise from your "knowledge"
    of Jehovah,because I have it and have been instructed by the Holy
    Spirit and refined by Jehovah Himself.The days of real instruction
    lay just ahead,and there is ONLY ONE SINGULAR PURPOSE TO MY ENTIRE
    EXISTENCE,THAT BEING "THE SANCTIFICATION OF JEHOVAH'S GREAT AND HOLY
    NAME" BY HIS SON JESUS CHRIST,WHO ASSURES ME BY THE SPIRIT THAT HE IS
    GOING TO STAND NEAR TO BRING THIS ABOUT,JUST SO......................
    FOR ALL THINGS ARE FROM JEHOVAH AND BY JEHOVAH AND ALL GLORY BELONGS
    ONLY TO JEHOVAH FOREVER AND EVER THROUGH JESUS CHRIST,AMEN.Peace to
    all and we will speak again.
    unbaptized_1

  • Jools j
    Jools j

    oh dear. another fundy jumping on the WTC disaster bandwagon.

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    unbaptized,

    Would you mind just giving us the encapsulated version of what you just wrote.
    You see I have a mental handicap, and I don't understant long winded
    hard to put your finger on it, what are you trying to say wordy things.

    I'm just a babe and Jesus spoke so babe could understand.

    If someone lived a trillion X longer than you, and had a billion X more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?
  • Patriot
    Patriot

    YYYAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!

    Are you for real man?

  • RR
    RR
    it now and henceforth be known,that the "faithful and discreet
    slave",is not even in touch with the real lives of the
    flock it has been entrusted with caring for.The days we
    now live in require a new kind of teacher,who will still
    instruct according to Jehovah's scriptually expressed and
    known will,but also be given the kind of insight and deep
    wisdom,along with discernment and understanding,befitting
    The Universal Sovereign,Jehovah God.

    er .... let me guess, and you are offering your services, right?

    ____________________________
    Religion is man's attempt to reach God,
    Jesus is God's attempt to reach man.

  • gumby
    gumby

    AHH!!!!! I think I've figured it all out.
    Years ago bin ladens boys must have put time realeased goofball medicine in some of the cheese danishes at the assemblies and the ones who ate them are now being affected! The medicine was called "goofy prophet stuff"

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    I think this is You Know's younger brother You Should Know

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Oh! No! Not another Shelby.

    Ken P.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral
    the ones who ate them are now being affected! The medicine was called "goofy prophet stuff"


    Oh man, this reminds me of one of my favorite stories, which I just re-read a couple days ago. I know this isn't quite on topic, but you're in for a treat:

    The Fourth Profession, by Larry Niven

    http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/eBook810.htm

    You can't read it on line, you have to buy it and download it. Costs US$1.89 and well worth it. If you don't own a Palm Pilot you can download it as a .pdf file and read it with Acrobat Reader, which is widely available on the net for free.

    GentlyFeral

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Almost sounds like MDS(Master of Da Slave) got a new computor to post from.

    If someone lived a trillion X longer than you, and had a billion X more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?

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