Urban Legend Experience JW Style

by moomanchu 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    Enjoy:

    A shepherding call where one word was never spoken but was
    successful!

    A member of a certain Kingdom Hall, who previously had been
    attending meetings regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, an elder
    decided to visit him.

    It was a chilly evening. The elder found the man at home alone,
    sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for the elders visit,
    the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and
    waited.

    The elder made himself at home but said nothing. In the grave
    silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs.
    After some minutes, the elder took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a
    brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone.
    Then he sat back in his chair, still silent. The host watched all this in
    quiet contemplation. As the one lone ember's flame flickered and
    diminished, there was a momentary glow and then its fire was no more. Soon
    it was cold and dead.

    Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting. The elder
    glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave. He slowly stood up,
    picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the
    fire. Immediately it began to glow, once more with the light and warmth of
    the burning coals around it.

    As the elder reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear
    running down his cheek, "Thank you so much for your visit and especially
    for the fiery sermon. I shall be back at the Kingdom Hall next meeting."

    POINT BEING, WE NEED THE WARMTH OF OUR BROTHERS - NOT TO BE ALL
    ALONE & COLD.

    moo

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Of course, that ember would surely have lasted a lot longer if he had left it out of the fire.

    Reminds me of Frankenstiens monster in that little cottage...

    Fire bad. (No, my friend, fire is both good and bad...) FIRE BAD!!! GRRRRRR!!!

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    I'd suggest a slightly different conclusion:

    As the elder reached the door to leave, his host said with a BIG SMILE ,

    "Thank you for your visit and that fiery sermon.The little ember reminded me of this tiny group known as Jehovah's Witnesses, and how they remove themselves from the mainstream of society. When that happens, their spirit just dies out. I don't want that to happen to me. So I will never return to the Kingdom Hall, ever again!"

    POINT BEING: WE NEED THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY, NOT TO BE ISOLATED FROM SOCIETY LIKE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ARE!
  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    I knew I could count on you guys to get some good replies to make to the wacko relatives.

    Thanks

    more the merrier

    moo

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    and the moral is: Either chill out or return to Hell !

    steve

  • pobthespazz
    pobthespazz

    There certainly are a lot of them , from the famous one about the sis on field service who called at the home of a serial killer who wasn't killed because of the 2 big guys with her, and all the Smurf stories when the demonised Smurf run out of the K/H LMAO, my personal favourite was when some brothers in Australia were trying to burn some demonic material in a fire and when the fire was nearly finished an arrow flew out and just missed the Dubs head by inches, the one about the silent sheparding call has an element of spirit ism to it don't you think?

    OK peeps lets have some more myths ? but none on Smurfs they are just plain stupid!

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    Why doesn't this thread show up on the friends topics it only shows up on active topics when it isactive?

  • JW_Researcher
    JW_Researcher

    Did they pay royalties before sending it to you?

    http://www.bprc.org/parables/silentsermon.html

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1
    and the moral is: Either chill out or return to Hell !

    LOL

  • pobthespazz
    pobthespazz

    Funny there were never any urban myths about the Dub's in Malawi and the extreme suffering they endured.

    Recently the story of the Dub in China, that made me laugh

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