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If Jesus Was Here, What Would He Say About Jehovah's "Christian" Witnesses?
by minimus 23 Replies latest jw friends
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parakeet
He wouldn't say anything. He would go to Brooklyn, into the WTS headquarters, and overturn the printing presses.
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minimus
Good one but they're too heavy!
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Abandoned
That depends on whether Jesus existed, so let's look at this from both contexts:
Existed: "Excuse me, but you don't need a publishing empire to pass on, 'Love your neighbor as yourself'."
Never Existed: "Virgin birth? What's that all about anyway? Are you trying to get people not to believe in me?"
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parakeet
"Good one but they're too heavy!"
Not if all of us go along to help him! If he shows up, sign me up. -
JH
Jesus would say, "What happened to the religion that I found so pure when I inspected it some 90 years ago"...
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bernadette
he would tell us that he'd been disfellowshipped too and was being shunned
bernadette
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blondie
If Jesus could walk on water, I'm sure he could make the printing presses light enough to toss.
Blondie
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compound complex
"You used to worship me --- what gives?"
CoCo
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spoils_useful_habits
He'd hold his hand up point his finger at all of them and say "you're fired.........btw "the Apprentice" starts tomorrow, woooohoooo!!