Hmmm, I used to like 'The Rat Packs' and 'The Gamers' and hang out with 'The gigglers' and 'The Stalkers' LMAO
Advice for single brothers and sisters at the DC
by Bumble Bee 22 Replies latest jw friends
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The Narco's - Narcoleptics I mean. The well dressed brother who sits like 3 or four rows behind or in front of you, who removes his suit jacket before the session starts, places it in the seat in front of him, grabs his bible and places it on his right knee than proceeds to SLEEP through the WHOLE session!!!
Yup... that was me! -
metaspy
The "I'm Too Fine, So I Know You Want Me" Ones - Ones who approach you, but automatically think that you want them.
This was a brother in my old congregation.
Unfortunately, this was due to his parents encouragement of this idea.
I find it ironic since he is lanky, not good looking, stuck up, and an all around (pardon the expression) jackass. -
JamieL
I will sum this up, a bunch of young people ages 15-25 looking to get theirs. Which of course is not surprising seeing as how it is hard to check physical feelings with no release.
I would recommend taking care of your business if you catch my drift. Almost necessary for us males, helps to not hook up and do something you might regret, i.e. like hook up with someone you don't really know that well because of pent up physical longing and then make a relationship that isn't real or based on anything that will end badly later.
I've been DFd for over a year now, last convention I was in an elevator and a girl was deliberately rubbing her hips into me. Of course their was the natural male response which provoked her further. I personally don't like witness girls like that, I would rather have a girl not a witness who doesn't lie about who they are, or a witness girl that believes it and at least holds to her own commitments. But a chick like that is hiding out as a witness and really should not be. Just don't go if you don't believe in it, your parents can't actually force you, and if they do go to the courts.
It was funny, sure. But still, kiddies like that piss me off, acting all innocent and virgin like when they know they are not. Just be who you are, really...
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avidbiblereader
All of them summed up in the
HORNEY ONES-
POOR WITNESS KIDS WHO ONLY GO BECAUSE THEY ARE MADE TO AND THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX BUT REALIZE TO DO SO AND ESCAPE DFing THEY MUST MARRY AND PROBABLY BE UNHAPPY - as the song says"so now I'm praying for the end of time, bacause if I have to spend another minute with you, I dont think I can barely survive"
abr
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Jim_TX
How about ...
The Shy/Awkward/Invisible one- The Brother you have seen for the past who knows how many years at the convention. You only see him once or twice during the whole three days and every time you see him, it's for less than a second then he just seems to disappear, and you don't see him again till next year when he does the same disappearing act. You never know where or when he's going to show up, he's just there and gone.
This was kinda me... as I always liked to volunteer to work in the 'sound department'. I liked to learn the location. I knew every back door and hallway in the assembly locations. I could 'appear' in one place, silently walk up on a group of people and be there for a whole minute or more before being noticed. When acknowledged, they would again go into their conversations, and I would then 'disappear'. Next time they looked around, I was gone. I got real good at it.
No gals ever showed much interest in me... I think that they were looking for the 'hunks'. The fellas whut were built like weight-lifters - or sumthin... cuz' they sure weren't interested in me. Course... I was too shy to talk to any of 'em... and if spoken to by them, I'd mumble something... and look for the first opportunity to 'disappear'.
Regards,
Jim TX -
misanthropic
::Hmmm, I used to like 'The Rat Packs' and 'The Gamers' and hang out with 'The gigglers' and 'The Stalkers' LMAO
Me too..lol. Certainly there must be a "Disney Princess" catagory for the sisters that wore prom gowns to the assembly, I remember a few of them at the assemblies I went to. -
looking_glass
Or how about the "sister" who does not want a "brother" so she wears a wedding band to every assembly that way any watcher will keep going because the idea of marrying a "brother" made the "sister's" skin crawl. Hmm, that was me and a couple of my friends.
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Bumble Bee
With the start of a new DC season, I thought I'd bring this thread up again.
BB
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silentWatcher
at the blue cross arena in rochester, ny, they used to call the main hallway "Desperation Alley". It was where all the young single teenagers hung out, trying to hook-up.