A Very Special Announcement!

Blueblades

At the next upcoming Memorial, The Governing Body is gathering all of the 8,000 or so Anointed Brothers, including the sisters, the world over to the upstate, Paterson, second World Headquarters, to get their input on what to do next. There will be refreshments after the drinking of the wine and eating of the bread. Following this special gathering which will be held behind closed doors, rocking chairs will be provided, there will be a question and answer session at the paterson headquarters that will be hooked up via monitors and computer connections to freeminds. So, get ready to put all your questions to the anointed. Minimus you get to go first as our representative in asking questions.

News flash, this is not going to happen.

Blueblades

juni

Just an old fashioned, small town fireside chat. lol

NewYork44M

There will be refreshments after the drinking of the wine and eating of the bread.

Do the refreshments include Koolaide?

xjwms

FUN TIMES

fun times.

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inbyathread

This is some 'special' wine and shortly afterwards we will hear that the number of annointed has suddenly dropped. Seems following the drinking of the wine these annointed ones just fell asleep in death. Evidently this is an indication from Jehovah that armageddon must be very close.

minimus

1st question: "Why are there more than 8,000 here??" Next:"Does anyone need Depends?" Then:"Can anyone hear me?????"

pauledwards

from what i have heard jws av suddenly had a new thought on heavenly class because they are neally all dead now.take they are bricking it now.so what agreat idea 2 cum up with a new thought.got too keep the millions of pounds cuming in.

Blueblades

Minmus, very funny questions! Now, really what serious questions would you ask? Like after their meeting, we might ask, what are the next steps that they came away with? For that was the purpose that they got together in the first place. Hey! Get out of that rocking chair and stop snoring. What's the next step for us?

Blueblades

owenfieldreams

Teaser thread title?

minimus

Assuming I was in fact invited, I'd ask: "Don't you think that Ray Franz and others were right that 144,000 is not a literal number? Is the FDS doctrine merely supposed to be an illustration?? Since only around 10 men from New York act in behalf of "The Slave", why is everyone else here?? Does our opinion really matter????

A Very Special Announcement!

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