Subliminal Adversting? LOL (page 2)

TR

MySimon? Angharad sure is possessive. How does it feel to be owned, Simon?

Tom

You can't resist redhorsewoman...you don't know the power of the dark side...
It feels very, very scary...or, if Angharad's reading - absolutely fantastic.
Only kidding, she's very good to me. As the man though and head of the household, surely it is me that owns her in a figurative, WatchTower/ biblical way? I always remind her that she should call me "Lord in her heart"...she says she calls me something but won't tell me what. I'm guessing 'sir' or 'master'...

RedhorseWoman

"Lord in her heart"? How about "Foot up your backside"?

waiting

Let's see,

Lord in my heart

Foot in the backside

Pain in the a$$

Yep!! The Owned speak well of their Owners (WTBTS-style, that is.)

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puppylove

I've always thought that we were reading that scripture wrong. Sarah wasn't humbly saying "my lord". What she was really saying was something like "MY LORD, will that man never shut up!" or possibly "MY GOD, he sure is a pain in the a**".

You get the picture LOL

RedhorseWoman

Puppylove, you are probably right. Whatever she said after the "MY LORD" was most likely unprintable. LOL

waiting

Hey y'all,

Seems like we women have this thread all to ourselves - I wonder why?

The worst aspect of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that other men are just as easy to fool.H.L. Mencken

Divorce comes from the old Latin word divorcerum meaning "having your genitals torn out through your wallet." And the judge said, "All the money and we'll shorten it to alimony." Robin Williams

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Simon

It's because we're afraid...very afraid...
You knew I was joking though...right? (gulp)

Subliminal Adversting? LOL

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