"WT to stop calling people Apostates!"
"Sign up for Mega Apostafest New York City--We'll Pay Your Way!"
"Bethel allowance increases to $2,000 per month"
"Who on JWD would you boink?"
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"WT to stop calling people Apostates!"
"Sign up for Mega Apostafest New York City--We'll Pay Your Way!"
"Bethel allowance increases to $2,000 per month"
"Who on JWD would you boink?"
After attempting to debate with Hilary_Step, AlanF, Farkel ... all of the notorious JWD website, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses made to eat crow!
Crows are notoriously disagreeable birds, in every respect. Scavengers, they are not suitable for eating. An old joke among outdoorsmen holds that if you get lost in the woods without any food and manage to catch a crow, you should put it in a pot with one of your boots, boil it for a week, and then eat the boot. Eating crow, therefore, is an especially unpleasant and humiliating thing to have to do.
Dismembered
WATCHTOWER JOINS THE UNITED NATIONS, AND ALSO SHOWS SUPPORT FOR JIMMY SWAGGERT!
WAIT A MINUTE, THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!
Outaservice
New Light: True Christian Women Can Wear Pants!
For single sisters, a conscience matter, though it may affect your pioneering privileges.
For married sisters, show deep respect for your mate's headship by obeying his decisions in family attire.
~Sue
Governing Body releases new light, all can partake at the next memorial, all are going to heaven, just like mainstream religion teaches. Mass will be given every sunday at the Kingdom Hall. The name Kingdom Hall will now be called Church.
Blueblades