Totally out of left field..... Feel free to add more that you know of.
1. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
2. May a moody baby doom a yam?
3. Stressed desserts
4. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa
5. A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita?
6. A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
7. A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda!
8. A nut for a jar of tuna
9. A pain - a blast - ah! that's Albania, PA!
10. A Santa lived as a devil at NASA
11. Evil olive
12. Step on no pets
13. Oh no! Don Ho! [8>]
14. Do geese see God?
15. Not a banana baton!
16. Todd erases a red dot
17. Flee to me, remote elf
18. Sit on a potato pan, Otis
19. Yawn a more Roman way
20. Star comedy by Democrats
21. Golf? No sir. Prefer prison flog
22. Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog
23. "Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver"
24. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)