I knew I felt a disturbance in the Force! Congrats!
Nobody Noticed?
by Outaservice 24 Replies latest social family
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IronClaw
Congrats, someday I'll catch ya.
The Claw.
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AuldSoul
DEAR FRIEND IN THE FORCE,
THE LAW OFFICERS OF DEWEY, CHEATHAM, AND HOWE HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED A CLIENT IN PILCHERSHIRE, IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. OUR ACTIVITIES ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT REQUIRE A JEDI ACCOUNT IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT ALL MONIES BE SUBJECTED TO THE PROPER DEGREE OF MIDI-CLORIAN INFLUENCE ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF THE FORCE. SINCE THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE IS PREVALENT THROUGHOUT THE UNITED KINGDOM WE HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PROCURE THE ASSISTANCE OF A JEDI HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. WE HAPPIEST TO PERMIT YOU BE THE ONE WHO GIVES ASSITANCE TO US IN THIS THING.
WE HAVE BEEN PERMITABLE TO GUARANTEE YOU 10% OF ALL MONIES TRANSFERRED THROUGH YOUR JEDI ACCOUNT. OUR CLIENT WISHES TO FIRST MAKE A FIRST TRANSACTION OF 1.74 MILLIONS OF OUR UNITED STATES MONIES. PLEASE CONTACT US BY REPLY TO THIS COMMUNICATIONS IF YOU WILL BEING HAPPY TO ASSISTING US IN THIS THING.SINCERELY,
DEWEY, CHEATHAM, AND HOWEEdit: Dangit, Confession! I thought I was being all clever and such ... I didn't read through the other replies first ...
Edit: Dangit, AllAlongTheWatchtower! (see above)I give up; it must be my bedtime.
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willyloman
Does a Jedi Master get paid any more than a Newbie?
It pays the same. But the prestige is incalculable.
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loosie
A jedi master is required to put in 30 hours of field a month and get or her name mentioned from the platform once a month