What a woman REALLY means!!

crazyblondeb

I will be VERY honest and say, "I currently do all of these things"!!
:)

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just
say "you're welcome".

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking, "What's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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avidbiblereader

So does this mean that

Black is White

White is Black

And nothing is Transparent

abr

wozadummy

Ah this is what makes women so alluring ,imagine if women were'nt like this we'd all be watching football or be gay!

RAF

Well what I say means what I say
but I guess sometimes people think it means something else
That's when I wonder how to say what I want to say but I don't bother that much on it because most of the time they'll have an idea of that is was very clear and just meant what I've said (and any repeat will be a reminder)

That being said I do use some of those formula ... because I know people know what it means exactly

ninja

for being happy about getting out of a mind control cult...I now realise I am stuck again....the cult of marriage ...lots of double talk double think going on ..... 2+2=5...I wondered why my dear wife put room 101 on the bedroom door....now I know

Mrs Smith

Sounds Just like me...and I thought I was special and unique.

Warlock

This must be for all of the young men.

Been there, done that.

Warlock

megsmomma

I sent this tomy hubby.....here is his response! He is too funny!

Men: Is everything ok?
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

OR - FINE: Something IS bothering you and you want us to figure it out... :)) Men: Are you sure? Women: Yes, stop asking, I just am not liking my hair right now and it is bugging me... Men: If you make an appointment, I will watch the kids, just tell me when... Women: Your the best honey!
Men: How long 'til we leave?
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
OR - Five Minutes: When it is something that she really is excited about going and doing, then you better be ready in five minutes too. :) Men: Really, ok, I'll be ready.. (thinking you have 30) Women: Why aren't you ready? I am starving and can't wait to get to Red Lobster! Men: Uhhh, sorry babe, I will hurry, uhhh, 2 minutes, is that ok? Women: Fine, just hurry! ---(Using the women's version to #1 FINE) :)) Men: What are you thinking about?
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine. OR - Nothing: You really mean nothing, because your in your own little world and enjoying it... :)) Men: Are you sure, cause we can talk? Women: Babe, really, NOTHING, everything is good. Men: Ok, if you need to talk I am here... Women: (Loud Sigh) --- (this is the women's second use of loud sigh, meaning, just leave me alone! I am being lazy and don't want to think, it isn't all about you... :))))
Men: Is it alright to swing by _______ after work?
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! OR - Go Ahead: A chance to relax and not have to cook dinner, cause you will expect it on his way home. He will bring it too! :) Men: Thanks babe! Call me if you need me. Women : I will, talk to you later. ----(this is a new women saying, I will means - Oh yeah I will call you, because your bringing home Taco Bell!!) :))

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
OR - Loud Sigh: See referenced in number 3 above... :)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. I have nothing for this one... You never forget these things, so I agree with this one... :))))

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just
say "you're welcome".
Does this happen? I will follow this advice when it does... :)
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU! Ok, this one is Universal, you don't own it... :)

Men: Do you want me to do the laundry? 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking, "What's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
OR - Don't worry about it, I got it : This also means, you can't do it nearly as good as I can, so I will do it. This also is a sign a superiority for women, feeds the ego... :))) Men: Really, I will do it for you, I know how hard you work and don't mind doing it. Women: (A smile and hug) Thanks hun, but I got it... ---(another new one! Version of the "loud sigh", but in a pathetic way... meaning - she thinks you are an idiot and wonders how you can even function without her.) :))))

Amazing

No wonder we men feel like we are screwed no matter what we do!

Ladies, here is one for you to chew on were we to put it all in writing:

A woman at work once told me: "The smallest book in the world is what men know about women." True, you women do a great job of keeping us confused.

I responded to her: "The largest book in the world is what women think they know about men." Women often presume a lot about men that is simply not fact.

Jim Whitney

Warlock

Excuse my ego for a minute, but I think this thread may be directed towards me, but you know..............................WHATEVER!

Warlock

What a woman REALLY means!!

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