To all active Jehovah’s Witnesses!

by Rooster 11 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Rooster
    Rooster

    To all active Jehovah’s Witnesses

    Get out well you still can. If Jesus returns tomorrow and starts judgement day what will you say to the following?

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    Rbi8Matthew24:23-28***

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    "Then if anyone says to YOU, ‘Look! Here is the Christ,’ or, ‘There!’ do not believe it. 24 For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will give great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones. 25 Look! I have forewarned YOU. 26 Therefore, if people say to YOU, ‘Look! He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out; ‘Look! He is in the inner chambers,’ do not believe it. 27 For just as the lightning comes out of eastern parts and shines over to western parts, so the return of the Son of man will be.

    Jesus will ask:

    "why did you follow after these men who started a religion with teaching based on Egyptian Pyramids."

    JW’s will answer:

    I didn’t know they taught things based upon the pyramids, besides we have the truth & why are you judging me Jesus? I was supposed to be judged by "JEHOVAH"!

    Next question to follow for active JW’s later. I can only start one thread a day.

    You have started 0 topic(s) in the last 1 day(s) out of your limit of 1.
    You can currently create 1 more which will increase in 1 day(s) 11 hour(s) when your oldest topic expires.

  • found-my-way
    found-my-way

    Rooster,

    Why are you only allowed to start one thread per day?

    Jesus will ask: "why did you follow after these men who started a religion with teaching based on Egyptian Pyramids."

    JW’s will answer:

    I didn’t know they taught things based upon the pyramids, besides we have the truth & why are you judging me Jesus? I was supposed to be judged by "JEHOVAH"!

    LOL, loved it....boy will they be in for a big surprise when they find that out

  • Lumptard
    Lumptard

    Jesus would need to ask questions?

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    We are in fact allowed to start two new topics per day (24 hours). In fact their occultic beginnings are one of the lesser things the dubs are guilty of though it will be easier for them to understand it. There is the Malawi/Mexico contradiction where money was the guiding principle, countless destroyed families, people that committed suicide due to JW pressure, and many that died for not accepting blood or blood fractions for that matter.

  • Rooster
    Rooster
    Jesus would need to ask questions?

    Only to draw out your heart felt expressions!

  • Rooster
    Rooster

    You have already started 1 topic(s) in the last 1 day(s) out of your limit of 1.
    You cannot start another for 9 hour(s) 17 min(s) when your oldest topic expires.

    greendawnRe: To all active Jehovah’s Witnesses! 16-Feb-07 11:41
    We are in fact allowed to start two new topics per day (24 hours).

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Rooster I think when you graduate from definitely not a troll to something like 50 or 1000 posts you then get awarded and extra topic.

    Maybe I could set up in business selling topics from people who dont want them to people who do - LOL!

  • Rooster
    Rooster
    Maybe I could set up in business selling topics from people who dont want them to people who do

    What would charge? .50 cents per transaction?

  • Rooster
    Rooster
    Rooster I think when you graduate from definitely not a troll to something like 50 or 1000 posts you then get awarded and extra topic.

    I am in the top 10 @ Thoms..

  • Rooster
    Rooster

    & I am number 8 @ JWO..

    Rooster Florida USA ha ha10 Aug 20055954

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