In the near future there will be a Watchtower that only JW`s can read.What you don`t know is,only Jehovah`s Witness`s with secret "Decoder Rings" can read it.....As many of you know,all dead Jehovah`s Witness`s are being sent to the WBT$.Some will be stuffed and sent back to Kindom Halls.This will help bring up meeting attendance.The rest are being used in the new WBT$ breakfast cereal "Dub Puffs"..Jehovah`s Witness`s can get thier secret "Decoder Ring" by sending in 6 box tops from the new WBT$ breakfast cereal "Dub Puffs" and thier first born..Buy "Dub Puffs" by the box or by the case..Be the first to be able to read the Watchtower in your Kingdom Hall!!...OUTLAW
The New Watchtower Arrangement and Breakfast Cereal
by OUTLAW 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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lawrence
You're right about the decoder rings, but they are only a start. To get through some of their convoluted interpretations ("meat" not "milk") one will need a set of Urim and Thummim, Aaron's budding rod, as well as a wifi line to a seraph. No joking folks, the "meat" might also require a gmail account to a cherub and the Prince of Persia, who was detained for 3 weeks.
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