Watchtower Now Allows Gay Marriage!

by AlmostAtheist 22 Replies latest social humour

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    The lead article on the Watchtower home page is about gay marriage and how to make it acceptable to Jehovah: http://www.watchtower.org

    But unfortunately, they still aren't handing out tickets to the corporate jet. Ah well, "glass half-full" I suppose...

    Dave of the "Live Forever in Parody-dise" class

  • GoingGoingGone
    GoingGoingGone

    LOL! That's good, Dave!

    GGG

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    lol ACE!

    Paul of the not-gay-nor-no-longer-a-witness-but-finds-this-funny class.

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    what a funny site!!!! i bookmarked it..thanks!!!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Dave I darent look beyond headline two -

    Is your Child Unhappy?

    He's probably wishing you'd make him sit still for two hours at a meeting. So go!

    because i am at work and i am being sick with laughter. This is brilliant - did you do this?

  • cab1000
    cab1000

    Thats great! ROFL.....

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    Good stuff Dave!!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >>did you do this?

    Yep, guilty. Glad you enjoyed it!

    Dave

  • under_believer
    under_believer

    Good times! Well done.

  • dedpoet
    dedpoet

    Great stuff Dave, love it!

    I like this title

    Have you ever wondered . . .

    If I become one of you Jeehoover's, will I need to become an idiot, too?

    My answer to that would be "If you are thinking of becoming a jw, you won't need to become an idiot, you already are one"

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