by I quit! 20 Replies latest jw friends
Thr Jehovah's first meeting would be interesring if the opening song was Loyally submitting to theocaratic order - they might think the congregation was singing about them
As Jehovah’s people sound throughout the earth
Truths about the Kingdom, of such priceless worth,
Gopher:
Time magazine listed a murder victim named Jehovah Atkins. (Who knew that somebody murdered Jehovah - Atkins, that is ?)
Here's the quote from its 7/17/89 issue:
Jehovah Atkins Jr., 40 Butler County, Ala. His common-law wife shot him in the neck. She claimed he had approached her with a shotgun. She was charged with murder.http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,958158-2,00.html
(Apologies but it has to be done...)
Were there any witnesses?
Were there any witnesses?
Dude you need to change your screen name from funkyderek to funnyderek.
FUNKYDEREK -- This "Jehovah" guy really needed a witness, didn't he?
Brings to mind a Marvin Gaye song ....
Listen everybody, especially you girls
Is it right to be left alone
While the one you love is never home?
I love too hard, my friends sometimes say
But I believe, I believe
That a woman should be loved that way
But it hurts me so inside
To see her treat me so unkind
Somebody, somewhere tell her it's unfair
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Somebody
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!..A dog named Jehovah?.. Dog Jehovah ??..Lets spell dog backwards and see what we get..Dog=God..Could Gods real name be Havohej God?...OUTLAW
"That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
Whatever happened to that Prophet Yahweh guy who was going to make a UFO appear over Las Vegas for a live TV audience?
This Jehovah seems as sane as the other one...
And has a better sex life, by the looks of it.
Regarding our little mate Jehovah Wanyonyi: He is certainly better looking than Ted Jaracz and looks more intelligent as well.
Maybe we should get him to write the Wt - at least then we'll be able to get something resembling intelligibility from that magazine.
Cheers
Hey I just got a flyer in the mail from Yiaway Yeh who is running for city council. :)
