I have been ready with those lines ever since I saw the movie! I like to prepare little comments in advance and then just wait until I get to use them. Like the time I got in the work truck and tossed my .45 into the glove compartment....the wife says "are you expecting trouble?" and I was ready with..."of course not...if I was expecting trouble I would have brought my rifle."
yeah I had a line if someone asked about my little black box in the trunk. I would say it's for emergencies. Hoping they would say "oh a first aid kit then ?" yeah you could say that what it is!
It had a Taurus PT-92 af-d 9mm and a Llama Max-I .45 ACP with lot of ammo for both.