by Frannie Banannie 45 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
If I really had the desire and means to screw with dubs at the door, I'd show up naked and invite them in to help with the sacrifice. In the middle of the living room, I'd have lit candles in the shape of a pentagram. In the middle, I'd have a smurf doll.
Evil, no?
But I think I'd have to know if they were coming or not.
Outlaw, I'm bipolar (not the extreme kind, tyvm) and my thoughts bounce around so much that I can't stay in there for the long haul, so I need a really locked and loaded one liner, cause it's probably the only shot I'll get off, darlin'....
Frannie
Hey, sounds like you need your own tract.
What I want is to find my daughter a crocheted dress like Pamela Dare wore to the senior party in the movie To Sir With Love. Good luck on the designs and how cool. Very, very cool.
If I really had the desire and means to screw with dubs at the door, I'd show up naked and invite them in to help with the sacrifice. In the middle of the living room, I'd have lit candles in the shape of a pentagram. In the middle, I'd have a smurf doll.
Evil, no?
SIR NOSE!!! You are evil.....you will be punished. j/k I can remember going to a door when I was a newbie jdubya and one man answered the door naked. I was honestly torn between trying to get a better look and covering my eyes while I spoke with him VERY briefly. Was that you, Outlaw?
What I want is to find my daughter a crocheted dress like Pamela Dare wore to the senior party in the movie To Sir With Love. Good luck on the designs and how cool. Very, very cool.
I googled Pamela Dare in that dress, FHN, and the pic was kinda fuzzy. I'll put the movie at the top of my Netflix order so I'll get it next week and can take a better look at it. PM me your email addie and we can discuss this. I'm sure I can make a reasonable facsimile if I have just a few more details on your daughter as to size, etc.
Frannie
JW: "I am interested in converting you to my point of view."
Me: "I am not interested in converting to your point of view."
JW: "Why not?"
Me: "Because I have my own point of view. Are you interested in converting to it?"
JW: "No, I'm not."
Me: "I'm not interested in converting you to my point of view, anyway."
JW: [BLANK STARE] "Why aren't you interested in converting to my point of view?"
Me: "Because I have my own point of view. Are you interested in converting to it?
JW: "You already asked me that, and I said no."
Me: "That's fine with me. I'm not interested in converting you to my point of view, anyway."
JW: [BLANK STARE]
Me: "I guess that's the end of the discussion then. Have a nice day, and don't let the door smack your a** on the way out!"
What I want is to find my daughter a crocheted dress like Pamela Dare wore to the senior party in the movie To Sir With Love. Good luck on the designs and how cool. Very, very cool.
I googled Pamela Dare in that dress, FHN, and the pic was kinda fuzzy. I'll put the movie at the top of my Netflix order so I'll get it next week and can take a better look at it. PM me your email addie and we can discuss this. I'm sure I can make a reasonable facsimile if I have just a few more details on your daughter as to size, etc.
You should watch the movie. The dress is long sleeved. It's white. It's an A-line. But you really have to see it. It's a mod style. Carrie-Anne fell in love with it when she was a teenager. She's 28 now. She still looks like a teenager though and could still get away with wearing a dress like that one. She'd think she'd gone to heaven if I presented her with a dress like it.
LOL, SilverNyte! Why don't you just slap this sign on your door with the words "TO ALL JW's" on it?
ROFLMAO SilverNyte!!!!
Frannie, unfortunately, you can't see the best part of the dress, which is the hem line. I think I recall it being scalloped with a ribbon through it. The movie is definitely worth watching. I think if I had to pick a favorite movie, To Sir With Love would be it. The dress could be refined more, with a more delicate yarn and so on. Of course it either has to be lined or had to have a slip dress made for wearing under it.
Frannie, unfortunately, you can't see the best part of the dress, which is the hem line. I think I recall it being scalloped with a ribbon through it. The movie is definitely worth watching. I think if I had to pick a favorite movie, To Sir With Love would be it. The dress could be refined more, with a more delicate yarn and so on. Of course it either has to be lined or had to have a slip dress made for wearing under it.
I saw the hemline in the other pic I was looking at, FHN. You have a PM, chere.
Frannie
That sign on my door is more appropriate than you realize. One time, not long ago, my lovely partner, Rayvin the Priestess of Elysian Sanctum - Sudbury's First Pagan Temple, kindly allowed two JWs to step over the threshold into our foyer. Rayvin is a witch, you see. She has psychic abilities that baffle even the most skeptical of people, and she makes a fairly good living at her craft.
That particular day, these two unsuspecting men, standing before her, began to preach the Word of Jehovah to her. Rayvin politely listened for a while, until she felt a little funny inside. She noticed a subtle shift in the energy field of one of the men. It had dawned on this poor fellow that he had inadvertently wandered into the house of the village's most powerful of witches. He asked her, "By the looks of things, am I correct in assuming that you are a Witch? What do all those pentagrams on your walls mean?" "Yes, I am a witch, and these pentagrams represent a number of things. Would you be interested in coming in? I could teach you about Witchcraft!"
At that point, the second man turned white. "Are you okay?" Rayvin asked. The man passed out and hit the floor. The first man panicked and didn't know what do do. "Should I leave him on the floor in the home of a witch and get the hell out of here?" Rayvin calmly went to the water cooler and got a glass of water for the man who had returned to consciousness. He was sitting on the floor now. She asked him if he was hungry. "I have some soup brewing in the cauldron. Would you like to stay for lunch before you carry on with your tour of preaching in my village? It'll give you back your legs."
The man shakily stood up. "No. No, thank you. I think we'll just call it a day."
Rayvin smiled at the two JW men. "Be careful going down the stairs."
