Ok, so Sparkplug says I have to start a thread. She SAYS that since I'm using her computer, I have to write something.
SO...here I am. I'm Cretia. Have known Sparkplug since our JW days.....and the disfellowshipped days, and the reinstated days...then the disassociated days. Yeah, you could say that I'm her dark half. She says I'm a successful fader. Probably because they didn't like my attitude while I was in there, being the rebel that I was. Have you ever seen the movie "Legends of the Fall"? Let's just say, she was the Liam Nieson character...trying SO hard to do what they wanted. The sweet, innocent, long suffering individual that she is, sorry was. Apparently not anymore. She's behind me yelling right now. Anyway, I'm the Brad Pitt character that really didn't give a shit and did what they wanted to because...well, it didn't matter and everyone was willing to make excuses for me. I "didn't know better". I wasn't raised "in the truth". So I was accepted.
It wasn't long after baptism that, with a stiff middle finger and a lit cigarette hanging from my lips, I bid the witnesses farwell. Well, that and the fact that Sparkplug showed up at my door WITH a pack of cigarettes and I wound up in the emergency room with a broke cootchie. Long story....NO, I'm strickly dickly. Had to do with a torn ACL and a bad chair. 6 of 9, shut the hell up. You don't know what happened. By the way....bite me. That's right, I've infultrated the board. (insert maniacal laugh here)
Yeah, we're VERY happy right now. It's all good. She keeps telling me you guys are family.. So what was the reason for this thread? oh yeah...welcome to me. :)
SO...what's going on? Who's nekked?