Australian animals and the flood

by nvrgnbk 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    It was a miracle silly! Jehovah can do anything, don't ya know?

    Although it does beg the question, why didn't he create a miracle that would have all the wicked people drop dead instantaneously? It seems a lot simpler. I guess God likes to do everything in the most difficult, inefficient way possible. Which also explains the door to door ministry.

    Cog

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    or even better, get the witnoids to explain the difference between placental and marsupial mammals, and why noah was instructed to drop the different types off on different continents. and then you could always get into "convergence" with them.

    alt

    similar animals, filling similar ecological niches on different continents. one is placental, the other marsupial.

    tetra

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    Which also explains the door to door ministry.

    LOL!! good to see you around cognizant! :)

    tetra

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    Right back at ya tetra baby!

    Cog

  • jeanV
    jeanV

    another question that I would like answered is why there are no snakes in Ireland, New Zealand, Iceland, Greenland, and Antarctica?

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro
    another question that I would like answered is why there are no snakes in Ireland, New Zealand, Iceland, Greenland, and Antarctica?

    Noah requested that any snakes who wished to live in any of those countries should raise their hand.

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Do you remember the incident where Noah got drunk? Well, what was never mentioned in the Bible was that Noah's one man party happened before the ark was fully unloaded. He staggered back on it and before his family could stop him he took off weaving his way across the ocean and crashed on the Australian continent. Keep in mind the whole time he was naked wearing only a party hat he had fashioned out of some leaves. In a rage he kicked all the remaining animals off his ark and weaved his way back to where he came from. When they asked him what he had done with all the other animals his head was throbbing and he couldn't remember a thing.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Hello all,

    So if I'm understanding this topic, there's a good posibility that a worldwide flood never occurred and the many life forms on earth have gradually evolved into what they are today? Am I understanding?

    Little grasshopper,

    Nvr

  • mia_b
    mia_b

    http://www.dimaggio.org/Heretic/1st_corr.htm

    these letters are fun - the guys obviously ended up df'd there are others too from a guy in S.Africa but i couldnt find them just edit: ops this is it! lol

    and again to put in my favorite exerp

    "Of course, one explanation mentioned on p327 of the Insight book Vol.1 is that only a few basic "kinds" were taken into the ark. The increased radiation after the disappearance of the canopy would have resulted in more genetic variation and hence the abundance of species we have today.

    This requires a great stretch of the imagination brothers, since this would mean that in just under 1000 years:

    43 "kinds" of mammals gave rise to the 4060 species of today,

    74 "kinds" of birds gave rise to the 8 850 species of today, and

    10 "kinds" of reptiles gave rise to the 6600 species of today!

    Not even the most ardent evolutionists would make such a claim! Especially since the fossils of many of today's animal species can be seen in rocks dating back to well before the Flood."

    lmao

  • carla
    carla

    The response from the society was basically, it doesn't matter if you believe the literature just keep preaching it. Maybe more jw's should write the society? With responses like that there would be little need for all the anti jw sites.

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