Just for laughs, I thought it would be funny to role play early Christians going door to door, using variations of terminology used by modern JWs. Feel free to add to it:
Knock, knock.
Greetings, oh good holder of this fine house. We cometh to you this fine morning to share with thee a message of good news. Doest thou agree we need good news, with such badness closing in on us each day? Why, it is heard that children are being thrown into the dens of lions. Women are forced to labor many hours each day, carrying water to and fro the well. Men who depend on the catching of fish for the caring of their families are finding mysterious tears in their nets. May I share a thought with you from this scroll printing called the "Tower From Which One Watches"? It's here in paragraph XII. (unrolls scroll, which falls to the feet of the householder.)
Forgive me, fine scroll pedler. For as you can see, I have many children I must tend to, and whilst we have been talking, my leavened bread burneth in the cooking oven. Please, take thine scrolls elsewhere, for my husband is a fine scribe at the local synagogue, and he will no doubt become enraged that I have permitted thee to speak to me this fine morning. (slams door)
(Publisher turns slowly and begins his walk back to his camel group who is waiting for him on the street.) Woe is me, who has not yet placed a single scroll today. Let us now refresh ourselves, for the hour is just before noon, and the time for a rest has arrived. Shall we go to McDaniel's?
(OK, so this was funnier in my head. Maybe some of you wittier folks can add to it?)