my sad birthday

by darth frosty 9 Replies latest social humour

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little bet ter th at at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into t he bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    ROFLMAO!!! Ok, if this is real, then it's not quite as funny. Or it's more funny, I'm not sure right now, but my official reply, either way is ROFLMAO!!!

  • brunnhilde
    brunnhilde

    Oh good LORD!!!!!! I seriously hope you're joking! If not, ummmm, hope you've been working out! *snicker*

  • brunnhilde
    brunnhilde

    Oh good LORD!!!!!! I seriously hope you're joking! If not, ummmm, hope you've been working out! *snicker*

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Poor, poor DF!

    Who could fault you for dressing appropriately for the occasion - in your birthday suit. You do know, don't you, how stern the Society is regarding proper attire.
    Were you wearing your lapel card? OUCH!

    CoCo

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Brilliant joke - one I definitely have to borrow!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    That's a great imaginative story with a nice twist, you thought the secretary was leading you on to some "unusual" kind of birthday present, were you not naughty?

  • jinjam
    jinjam

    i suppose thats why they call it your birthday suite!

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    How was the cake?

    Kwin

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    cake was very good...nice frosting.

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