No way. The only option would be cutting off the hanging skin and trying to re-section the remaining ends into some sort of lobe, but it would be a very expensive and complex plastic surgical procedure, with lots of scarring.
Actually, there are tons of other options. Even as large as my ears are, I can remove the jewelry, and they will shrink back to about 10mm. From there, the fistula can be removed, and then either stitched up or electrocauterized.
The process isn't horribly expensive, nor complex, and there is hardly any scarring.
I've done the research, and I'm fully willing to undergo the procedure, and actually plan on doing it once I'm out of college.
But for the time being, I'll be who I am.