Whats the strangest thing you've seen someone get in trouble for? (page 2)

OUTLAW

A Lady in our congragation was publicly reproved for breaking an engagement with the P.O`s son..This guy was goofy looking..His head looked like a 2door Chevy with the doors open..LOL!!...OUTLAW

alotlikemay

well that was a crime, OUTLAW, 'cos where the hell was a guy like that going to find someone else to marry him?
I'm such a bitch sometimes

Actually the story about him gets funnier..He was the PO`s son so he was pushed to be an elder.This guy was as dumb as a post.....Anyway he kept proposing to one girl after another,continually being turned down..Finally one said yes..She was an absolute nutcase..Already had a gaggle of kids and wanted more..When she got pregnant by him she wanted him to deliver it at home..When the time came,he did..Within a year,this young inexpierenced goof went from a head of black hair,to an absolute head of white hair.He aged 30years in one year..He could`nt take it any more and ran off with the nurse next door..LOL!!...OUTLAW

alotlikemay

I'm actually laughing out loud at that story OUTLAW - it could only happen in the JW organisation, what a load of fruitloops they are / we were

loosie

I was ~~counselled~~ dragged into the back room for wearing "too dressy of a dress" to give my talk.

It was a sundress and this was summer in CA.

Dumbass.. He wouldn't know dressy if it came up and bit him in the ass.

veradico

I was spoken to for mentioning Star Wars in one of those little talks we give. Apparently, Star Wars promotes the occult (the Force and whatnot).

Bonnie_Clyde

My daughter-in-law was counselled for having games at a baby shower that she held in her home for her cousin's fiance. The elders pulled her into the library after the meeting the next day after the shower, and showed her something in the WT. I asked her what it was, and she couldn't remember because she was so shocked. I can vouch that it was a very nice shower, the games were just fine, nothing risque; she spent over $300 on that shower because she wanted to do something nice for her cousin. Well she didn't attend many meetings after that, and she's not going at all now.

Maybe the elders did her a favor.

Mary

My best friend and me got in trouble for buying Popeye cigarette candy sticks ('member those?) -----something I had been eating since I was 7 years old. A pompous, self-righteous elder told us it "set a bad example" . I told him to mind his own damn business. He came and spoke to my father about my "bad attitude". My father told him to piss off. That was the end of that. And yep, I made a point of making sure he saw me eating them after that. My best friend though was told by her parents that she "couldn't" eat them any more, as it was displeasing to Jehovah.

found-my-way

Someone PLEASE tell me what french knickers are!

are they like g-strings, thongs? or are they more like booty shorts? (where half of the bum cheeks peek out of the bottom)

Thanks!

bigmouth

Developing a depressive illness and asking a psychiatrist for help. (However, I find that's not so strange anymore.)

BTW I think French knickers are the little red panties with black lace around the legs and waist. I don't think they're crotchless or anything that exciting :)

Whats the strangest thing you've seen someone get in trouble for?

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