Well since you asked.....
I'd be interested in a religion that valued the unseen mysteries and marvels all around us and who viewed life as a continuing cycle of birth and rebirth and love and lovers endlessly finding each other.
Loving dead ancestors would be of help to the living.
Its church would be a cathedral of redwood trees above and ferns below near a waterfall with blue birds flying close to the water.
So I would be a nature worshiper I guess. The full moons, the warm sun, the wind,the sparkling water and tides all would be very important to me. We would be intimately involved with each other. And one day I would join them
can someone say MISERY (like the movie)? I am happy where I am at right now.