Books that SHOULD be movies?

Nosferatu

Revelation - It's Grand Climax is at Hand!
Seriously, that would be equally as fucked up as the movie Heavy Metal. Actually, I think Heavy Metal would make more sense.
poppers

The dictionary. Or how about volume 12 of Encyclopedia Britanica?
crashfire451

Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. Start with Eye of the World and just keep makin'em
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and
pass, leaving memories that become legend.
Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long
forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes
again.
Nosferatu

Oh yeah, I think the "Your Youth" book would make a great South Park episode!