I have made a decision. A very difficult one, indeed.
I'm going back to the truth. I figure I can probably get 10-15 hours of service in a month and be appointed an MS in about 3 years and Elder about 3 years after that.
If I can also pioneer, I'm sure that will speed up the process.
Please, I don't need anyone here trying to convince me to not do it. My mind is made up. What better time than now, around the Memorial.
I make this public resolve, here on JWD on this FIRST DAY OF APRIL, 2007,
Warlock (The April Foole)