Now that was funny.
Excellent piece of work.
by Terry 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Now that was funny.
Excellent piece of work.
Now that was funny.
Excellent piece of work.
I often wonder if the Watchtower contains such pretzol logic on purpose or if the writing department just doesn't have anybody who can actually write a simple sentence!!
Nice factual artice!~!
But quoting the Cowboys vs Broncos? That's a pretty low blow. JW's are not even supposed to watch football so how can they comprehend such a quote.
Several of those long sentences lost me. Other than several inacuracies it was a pretty self explanatory post.
jimbo
P.S. Keep up the good work and you may be rectuited as a WTBS writer.
P.S. Keep up the good work and you may be rectuited as a WTBS writer.
They could do worse up there in Brooklyn!
Should Christians Answer Rhetorical Questions?
Christianism is rhetoric. Perfect setup for a revolving wheel to nowhere.
"Did Jah fire six shots; or only five? Well, seeing how'z his Abbadon with the sword is the most powerful assassain angel in the world and can cut your head clean off....you've gotta ask yourself a question! Do you feel lucky? Well, do you punk? If you don't, then maybe you need to scoot your worthless butt down to the local Kingdom Emporium of Bible babble and shell out some hard cash for our life-saving literature. It might mean the difference between life and death! But, remember, no facial hair! It could stumble the weaker brothers. [Matthew 24:14]" .......... Priceless. Thanks for the laugh.