New Convention Apostate Protest technique. (page 3)

Tristram

Selling muffins is hardly persecution.

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

avidbiblereader

I like Jesus method of dealing with people of that sort

Matt 15:13,14 13 In reply he said: “Every plant that my heavenly Father did not plant will be uprooted. 14 L ET them be. Blind guides is what they are. If, then, a blind man guides a blind man, both will fall into a pit.”

I have spent enough of my time on the witness, time to spend my time more wisely as Paul said.

abr

AK - Jeff

This would work. A Salvation Army bell ringer. Then invite the press to film for hours as Jw's stream past and refuse to donate. Stop a few and ask them why they think others should donate to them if they are so tight. Then run it on the evening news.

SA gets a free plug months ahead of the Holiday season, and Jw's look like chumps as they recite the disconnected WTS rhetoric on why they don't support what most people view as a worthy cause.

Jeff

R6Laser

LOL. Yeah, that would work. Because we all know that everyone donates money when they pass a salvation army ringer. LOL, another well tought out joke.

RichieRich

Well, if the muffins are that delicious, let's just eat the muffins ourselves, and then maybe heckle the JWs from a distance?

Jringe01

Because we all know that everyone donates money when they pass a salvation army ringer.

Really? Don't tell that to people here in MTL. Most here don't from what I've seen. In fact I saw one poor fellow on Ste Catherines getting yelled at by some guy who was ranting about what goes on in their shelters.

If you use muffins best to have them fresh and piping hot so the smell will drive them to come over. Go to a convention where no one knows you, set up a stall and sell them for a buck apiece. Don't let on that you are "apostate" so to speak. If you are careful you could engage some of them in conversation as OUTLAW suggests and get your digs in.

See..the best of both worlds.

AuldSoul

I thought up a wordless "pique" technique that I think would be very effective.

How much time do you spend at the conventions looking down at the backs of the necks of people in front of you? What if there was just a simple Scripture citation embroidered on the back of the collar? Something like "Galatians 1:6-9" or "1 John 2:26-29".

Followed by a Web site name, like www.freeminds.org or www.jehovahs-witness.com

How many JWs would look up the verses on the spot, not knowing why someone would have just the Scripture there? I think a lot of them would. How many would ask you what it was about? I'm betting some would. You couldn't very well be asked to leave because your short has an embroidered Web address on it, there is no way that is inciting a riot or disturbing the peace. Well, no one's peace but the Brooklyn crew, anyway.

I want to do this once I have enough money to get the dress shirt collars embroidered.

Respectfully,
AuldSoul

POs Son

Maybe setting up a booth with free lunch boxes (hell you could charge and it would still work) with apostate messages printed at the bottom of the boxes and on bags of chips. They could be discreet, and the hungry troops are sure to grab some on the way in in the AM before the "announcement" gets made.

slimboyfat

Did I see a man dressed as an ape one time? I think I did, and he had a sign:

Don't let the Watchtower make a monkey out of you!

I thought that was good. :-)

Slim

p.s. does anyone know why the size button doesn't work any more?

Quandry

Actually, I think we should sell those burritos they used to have at the conventions. We'd get alot of takers. I used to love them. They were so heavy in your stomach they anchored you to the seat all afternoon so you couldn't even think of leaving before the closing prayer!!!

New Convention Apostate Protest technique.

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