Name food/drinks JWs shouldn't have because of it's name

by exwitless 28 Replies latest social humour

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  ferret

  and they cannot smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes.
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  nvrgnbk

  As you slide into the booth with your visiting C.O. for a casual dinner and drinks, your waitress asks if she can get you anything to drink.

  "Yes, dear, give me a Blow Job, and make Brother Sebastian's here a Deep Throat."

  "While your at it hun, bring Brother Stick-Up-Ass a Slippery Nipple, and Brother Anal-Retentive an Orgasm."

  Two more drinks with "colorful" names.
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  blondie

  ambrosia

  deviled ham

  divinity

  hot cross buns
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  AuldSoul

  Sangria (Brother Elder says, "Sangre = blood!")

  Burrito (Hermano Anciano dice, "Little donkey? The shape means exactly what you think it means, you dirty minded perverts!" )

  Harvey Wallbanger (Brother Elder says, "Whoever Harvey is, Christians are to have nothing to do with such flagrant illicit behavior!")

  Flaming Dr. Pepper (Brother Elder says, "This is an obvious reference to the Doctor's homosexuality!" )

  Take 5 (a Hershey candy bar, Brother Elder says, "That is an overt appeal to greed or sloth or both!")

  Ice Breakers (Brother Elder says, "We shouldn't need to break the ice with our spiritual family and we should BE breaking the ice with anyone else!")
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  Fred E Hathaway

  Coke (cocaine). Fudge (lying). Christmas cake, Halloween candy (worldly holidays). Mars bars (false deity). Tarts, Suckers (derogatory terms). Blood sausage (blood).
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  exwitless

  We have a deli nearby called "Heavenly Ham". (I don't know if it's a chain restaurant or just a local one.) Anyway, I guess only the annointed should eat there.
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  greenhornet

  My mom would not go to God Fathers Pizza.
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  betterdaze

  Ice cream flavors: Heavenly Hash, Death by Chocolate, Cherry Garcia.
  
  ~Sue
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  horrible life

  Little Debbie "Nutty Bars" Least you need a shrink.
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  Warlock

  Sprite.

  Warlock