"takes a finger with his right hand and closes off his right nostril, then blows his left nostril toward the ground. " Been know to do that myself...when on horseback, or vaccinating cattle or whatever. A kid with that kinda' profile should know better. ~Hill ( tips hat to ladies and never gets in bed with spurs class)
My Master's turnoff -- disgusting. What's yours?
by Fatfreek 34 Replies latest jw friends
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Terry
Sneezing in your hand and then offering me the hand to shake!
Sneezing in your hand and then handing me your money at the register.
Talking on a cellphone while I'm trying to do business with you.
Taking an exploding bowel movement in a public restroom and then wiping with a paper towel and depositing the soiled towel in the trashcan instead of flushing. (Yes, it happens regularly at work.)
Using bad language in front of small children.
Screaming at small children.
Parents who take babies out in the cold late at night without even giving them enough covers on their head or shoes on their bare feet!
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DanTheMan
Whenever hockey is on and they show the guys sitting on the bench, it's like they're having a contest or something to see who can spit the most frequently. Same with baseball players. And in this day of big-screen, high-def TV, how often do you see it when they zoom in on some athlete's face and right as they do, SPIT! A larger-than-in-real-life, high-definition tobacco-goober! Tasty! I wonder if they'll ban it at some point. It's so nasty!
Dan, having trouble,. With gramer and speeling: class
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Fatfreek
A guy I knew in school would hock back a HUGE tsunami of snot, transport it to his throat then mouth and reach in with his four fingers and thumb and grab it like he was grabbing a chocolate out of a box of chocolates, pull it out of his mouth and smear it all over his jeans. He'd do this right while he was talking to you in front of everyone. Does it get any grosser than that??????
Nope! That's got the blue ribbon in my opinion.
Not nearly as bad as that, my son and I were in a coffee shop for a muffin and coffee. The waitress, in a short sleeve uniform, took our order and turned to get the muffins and the butter tabs (in those days, butter tabs were not wrapped and were possibly sliced in the kitchen by hand and placed in an iced dish). In one swift motion she lifted her left arm and scratched that armpit with her right hand and with said hand she proceeded to grab a few of the butter tabs. As she laid the butter and muffins at our places we looked at each other in disbelief, swiveled those stools around and made our escape.
Fats
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MsMcDucket
The one-finger-single-nostril-airborne-mucous-elimination-manuever is quite common among us guys. However we generaly do not do around woman or children and certainly not on national TV.
Damn those camera men! I can't even blow my nose without them catching it! GRRRR! Oh the humanity!
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MsMcDucket
I always wonder why baseball players would always grab their balls on TV. My husband said that the jock strap gets caught on their balls or something. . .
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BrentR
I am not scratching yet.
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SirNose586
Taking an exploding bowel movement in a public restroom and then wiping with a paper towel and depositing the soiled towel in the trashcan instead of flushing. (Yes, it happens regularly at work.)
Some of my friends explained that for people in Mexico who grew up with bad plumbing, they are not used to flushing the TP, because it will clog the pipes. Nasty, but explainable...
I too hate the loogie-hocking fools who are constantly spitting. Just save that nastiness for a sink, or a tissue, please?
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MsMcDucket
I too hate the loogie-hocking fools who are constantly spitting. Just save that nastiness for a sink, or a tissue, please?
Sometimes, you can't! I hate people that swallow that crap just to not make others feel ill. Spit it out! If you don't have a hankerchief or tissue or something to catch it with? What do you do? Hocking on cement is gross. You should try to get to the dirt so that you can cover it up. Or try to find something to clean it up. I have a paralyzed vocal cord. I'm not going to sit there and choke to death so that others won't be disgusted.
Don't swallow nasty mucus. It would be nice to try to excuse yourself and attend to the matter; but sometimes that's not an option.
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SirNose586
Sometimes, you can't! I hate people that swallow that crap just to not make others feel ill. Spit it out! If you don't have a hankerchief or tissue or something to catch it with? What do you do? Hocking on cement is gross. You should try to get to the dirt so that you can cover it up. Or try to find something to clean it up. I have a paralyzed vocal cord. I'm not going to sit there and choke to death so that others won't be disgusted.
Don't swallow nasty mucus. It would be nice to try to excuse yourself and attend to the matter; but sometimes that's not an option.
I know what you're talking about. But my words were directed to stupid guys who are compelled to spit out something every minute. I will also include guys who are constantly eating sunflower seeds and spitting those out, that just pisses me off to no end.