Yes, while I am finishing my final posts in my Count-Down series ... I just tought that it was a good time to say some things to those posters under 40-years of age. I have had two beers and two scotches and a nice steak dinner. SO, this is the fist time in my entire posting history in eight years that I am slightly on the tipsy side. But ... what the hell! My car keys are hidden by Kim ... and it is too late to drive anyway.
To those around 21-years old to 30: Have fun but don't be stupid. Use your sense. But have fun ... enjoy being young, because it goes fast. Don't set yourself us for failure by feeling guilty about every damn thing. Set your goals ... get your degree ... but don't waste it all being so damn serious. Especially, don't take politics and religion so seriously ... you are human ... relish in your humanity. To the young men ... when you wake up every morning with a big hard-on, it is not because you are lusty or perverted ... you are normal and your testosterone is working at its best. Enjoy your partner, and take pleasure in her as a person and in her body. Take care of your bodies and stop eating all the shitty junk food ... because diabetes is an epicemic for Americans, and it blocks blood flow ... which ends your hard-ons ... and when that happens, you will regret it big time.
To those around 30 to 40: Have fun but don't be stupid. Use your sense. But have fun ... enjoy being thirty, because it goes even faster. If you have guilty feelings ... get them the hell out of your mind. Follow your goals ... get another degree, like an MBA ... but don't waste it all being so damn serious. Especially, don't take politics and religion so seriously ... you are human ... relish in your humanity. To the men ... when you wake up every morning with a big hard-on, it is not because you are lusty or perverted ... you are normal and your testosterone is still working very well. Enjoy your partner, and take pleasure in her as a person and in her body. Take care of your bodies and stop eating all the shitty junk food ... because diabetes is an epicemic for Americans, and it is just around the corner. It blocks blood flow ... which ends your hard-ons ... and when that happens, you will really, really really regret it bigger time than you can imagine.
To those 40 to 55: Don't stop having fun but still don't be stupid. But have fun ... enjoy being forty, because it goes even faster still. If you have guilty feelings its your own damn fault ... too bad because you should know better. Follow your goals if you set them, and if you didn't set them now because its your last fucking chance ... get another degree, like a PhD ... but don't waste it all being so damn serious. Stop taking politics and religion so seriously ... you are human ... relish in your humanity. To the men ... when you wake up every morning with a big hard-on, your lucky and you know by now that you are normal and your testosterone is still working very well ... Gawd! I envy you. Enjoy your partner, take pleasure in her as a person and in her body, and be happy you have a body to sleep next to. Take care of your bodies and stop eating all the shitty junk food ... because diabetes is an epicemic for Americans, and it is just around the corner. It blocks blood flow ... which ends your hard-ons ... and when that happens, you will really, really really, and really regret it bigger time than you can imagine ... you will be heart sick.
To those 55 and older: I am still having fun, and hope that you are too, and I don't care if I am being stupid. Enjoy being fifty, because it is almost over in a few years. If you have guilty feelings than your are a damn idiot and I have no sympathy for you ... you know better, but you choose to feel guilty. Your goals? Did you set them? You have one last chance ... and if you don't set them now, then screw you ... don't bother with another degree, you should be an expert by now ... but if you are still being so damn serious, then screw you. To hell with politics and religion ... you are human ... relish in your humanity. To the men ... if you wake up once a week with a hard-on ... call me, I want to know your secret. You are a lucky bastard and I am insanely jealous of you. I am considering testosterone shots ... Gawd! I envy you. Take care of your bodies NOW and stop eating all the shitty junk food ... well except enjoy beer and pizza at least three times a week, and don't forget to have some cigars and cigarettes ... because diabetes is already hurting you along with heart disease. You are lucky if your blood flows ... which ended your hard-ons about 5 years ago ... and when that happens, you will feel like shit bigger time than you can imagine ... you will be heart sick ... and you definitely WILL miss SEX. Enjoy your partner. Take pleasure in her as a person and in her body ... or at least ... well ... be happy ... because this is about it.
To those older than 60: Ha Ha ... I am not there yet, and I am still having fun ... and whatever else I can think of that I don't have a symbol for.
Jim Whitney