This was sent to me in the E-mail. Barf alert it was sent by a witness
Puppy Love
The Circuit Overseer came to visit a congregation and a little four-year-old girl had a case of puppy love for him. She would follow him all around the Kingdom Hall and she even told him that she wanted to marry him.
When the Circuit Overseer came back for his next visit the little girl barely looked at him. Finally he approached her to say hi and to ask her what was wrong. He jokingly reminded her that she said she wanted to marry him.
The little girl said, "I would never think of marrying you! You haven't been to a meeting in six months!"