So someone (who shall remain unnamed ) suggested that my increasingly short sleep cycles, and hot/cold flashes and multiple blanket tossing episodes, and very minor mood swings, with occasional uncontrollable tears, were perhaps because I was going through male menopause.
HOGWASH, I SAY! PURE AND UTTER HOGWASH!!!!!!
My brain controls my body
My brain controls my body
(Repeat 100 times as a mantra)