Picking wax out of your ear and then throwing it at your spouse.
Not that I've ever done that......
by winnie 22 Replies latest jw friends
Picking wax out of your ear and then throwing it at your spouse.
Not that I've ever done that......
This thread was supposed to be fun.
After some of the responses...it's just depressing!
by comparison, fart humor is benign
lighten up...if you don't like it...go away!
attending meetings at the kingdom hall.
cutting your toenails and leaving the little bits on the floor and not cleaning them up.
Here's one,
A big fat fake smile from a sister/brother that you cant stand comes up to you and asks you in a sickening syrupy voice ''where have you been for so long, we've all missed you at the meetings!''
going to the bathroom and not washing hands
Farting in bed and 'wafting' the smell up with the covers.
Pull the covers up over the unsuspecting spouses head, don't waft the covers around such a waste of resources. This is known as a Dutch oven. That's what I heard anyway.
Cutting and scraping the dead skin on my your heel with a kitchen knife and leaving the dead skin on the kitchen floor. Then putting the knife back in the drawer without washing it.
Pull the covers up over the unsuspecting spouses head, don't waft the covers around such a waste of resources. This is known as a Dutch oven. That's what I heard anyway.
LMAO.
I've heard of this, but God help my spouse if they ever try this.
Another one...in the car with all windows up, suddenly asks if you can smell gas. Naturally you take a big sniff...only to be knocked out by a much more lethal smell.
The most annoying thing is...you fall for it every time!!!
Cutting and scraping the dead skin onmyyour heel with a kitchen knife and leaving the dead skin on the kitchen floor. Then putting the knife back in the drawer without washing it.
omfg LOL