ANTHRAX for sure this time! woah nelly better run!

by bboyneko 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    Yeah like, my boss's friends uncle called me the other day and said that at least 50 crazed rabid arabs ran into the local Taco Bell and like threw a giant beaker marked with a skull and cross bones on the floor and then they ran away laughing, outside a helicopter dropped a rope ladder and the arabs climbed on and flew off, all the while laughing manicaly and chanting 'Death to the infidels!'

    Although you may read only local newspapers reporting this incident, and although the local papers say only that 2 hispanic males ordered a mountain dew and it spilled and then they left the taco bell cursing the management, my version is the honest truth and not sensationalism at all!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I got anthrax three times today.

  • openminded
    openminded

    Oh yea, well , like Mountain Dew is totally worse for you than Anthrax because it like has way too much sugar and acid. And Taco Bell is totally on the top of Bin ladens list of targets because it like encompasses all that is wrong with western hemisphere. Anthrax when mixed with refried taco bell beans forms a hybrid strain call a thrax-orito and its totally sucks if you get it.

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    you rang?
    can remember the town centre beng cordoned off when I was a kid
    they found a suspicious looking briefcase that had obviously been left
    laying around with evil intent, closer examination by the bomb squad
    found the offending article to be full of watchtowers and awakes left there by a young lad in our cong
    nelly

    if youre lurking...fond memories eh phillip? heh heh

  • fodeja
    fodeja

    Proper attire for visits at your favourite junk food vendor:

    Two thoughts:

    1) You wouldn't want to get nauseous when you're wearing a gas mask. So you better skip Taco Bell completely.
    2) If I was an evil terrorist, I mean, REALLY evil, I wouldn't smear the stuff on computer keyboards or sprinkle it on your burgers. I'd put the stuff in gask mask filters and sell those.

    f.

  • Introspection
    Introspection

    Duuude.. whatever happend to that band anyways?

  • fodeja
    fodeja

    You mean, Biohazard?

  • Introspection
    Introspection

    The band? No, Anthrax!

  • fodeja
    fodeja

    Oh! Well:

    Judas Priest and Anthrax are in the process of finalizing the scheduled dates for their tour together. It appears that the tour will hit the same cities as originally planned, although a few venues may change. The dates are starting in Los Angeles tentatively on January 18, 2002. Confirmed dates should be announced next week.

    http://www.anthrax.com/

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Wow! She looks pretty hot in that mask!

    I think I just discovered another fetish.

    Expatbrit

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