This will give you a laugh - even if nothing else does...... LOL

by AK - Jeff 21 Replies latest social humour

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  AK - Jeff

  Go to Google.

  • Click on Maps.
  • Click on 'Get Directions' at the top.
  • Type in 'from' New York.
  • Type in 'to' London.

  Now - scroll down to the #24 on the directions.

  Jeff

  I thought I would laugh till I dropped.
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  tijkmo

  haha how funny is that
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  found-my-way

  LMAO!!!

  I busted a rib!

  I'm still hurting from laughing!
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  Brother Apostate

  From :	Quite funny, lulz!!!!! New York, NY Change destination </form>	Edit

  Drive :	3,938 mi (about 29 days 10 hours)

  	1 .	Head southeast on Chambers St toward Broadway 0.2 mi 1 min
  	2 .	Turn right at Centre St 0.1 mi
  	3 .	Slight left at Park Row 210 ft
  	4 .	Sharp left at Frankfort St 0.3 mi 1 min
  	5 .	Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
  	6 .	Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi 1 min
  	7 .	Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi 12 mins
  	8 .	Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi 2 mins
  	9 .	Merge onto Triborough Bridge Partial toll road 0.4 mi 1 min
  	10 .	Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi 1 min
  	11 .	Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi 2 mins
  	12 .	Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
  	13 .	Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi 6 mins
  	14 .	Continue on I-95 N Partial toll road Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi 1 hour 12 mins
  	...
  	15 .	Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi 37 mins
  	...
  	16 .	Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
  	17 .	Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi 2 mins
  	18 .	Merge onto I-84 E Partial toll road Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi 38 mins
  	...
  	19 .	Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston Partial toll road 56.0 mi 56 mins
  	...
  	20 .	Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi 1 min
  	21 .	Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi 3 mins
  	22 .	Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
  	23 .	Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
  	24 .	Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours
  	...
  	25 .	Slight right at E05 0.5 mi 2 mins
  	26 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
  	27 .	Turn right at E05 5.7 mi 10 mins
  	28 .	Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens Toll road 27.8 mi 23 mins
  	...
  	29 .	Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen Toll road 1.1 mi 1 min
  	30 .	Merge onto A29/E44 Toll road 22.6 mi 19 mins
  	...
  	31 .	Take the exit onto A28/E402 45.6 mi 37 mins
  	...
  	32 .	Take the exit onto A16/E402 toward Boulogne/Calais Toll road 44.3 mi 38 mins
  	...
  	33 .	Take exit 29 toward Boulogne-Centre/Outreau/Le Portel 0.6 mi 1 min
  	34 .	Merge onto N416 1.1 mi 1 min
  	35 .	At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto N1 0.4 mi 1 min
  	36 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.1 mi 1 min
  	37 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.9 mi 2 mins
  	38 .	At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit 0.6 mi 1 min
  	39 .	Slight left at Rue Ferdinand Farjon 427 ft
  	40 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit 0.4 mi 1 min
  	41 .	Slight right at Dover - Boulougne-sur-Mer 30.1 mi 1 hour 50 mins
  	...
  	42 .	Continue on Dover - Boulogne-sur-Mer 0.2 mi
  	43 .	Continue on Eastern Service Rd 0.3 mi 2 mins
  	44 .	Turn right at E Ramp 0.4 mi 2 mins
  	45 .	Slight right at Dock Exit Rd 0.1 mi
  	46 .	At Eastern Docks Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20 0.6 mi 2 mins
  	47 .	Slight left to stay on A20 0.3 mi
  	48 .	At Prince of Wales Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20/Limekiln St 0.2 mi 1 min
  	49 .	At Limekiln Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto A20 0.3 mi 1 min
  	50 .	At Western Heights Roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on A20 7.0 mi 8 mins
  	51 .	Continue on M20 (signs for M20/London/Ashford) 49.7 mi 47 mins
  	...
  	52 .	Continue on A20 (signs for London (SE)/Lewisham) 9.7 mi 15 mins
  	53 .	At Clifton's Roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20 2.2 mi 6 mins
  	54 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20 1.3 mi 4 mins
  	55 .	Slight left at A2 0.7 mi 2 mins
  	56 .	Slight right at A2/Kender St 72 ft
  	57 .	Turn right at Kender St 0.3 mi 1 min
  	58 .	Turn left at A2 1.9 mi 5 mins
  	59 .	At Brick Layers Arms, take the 1st exit onto A201/New Kent Rd 0.6 mi 2 mins
  	60 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A302/St George's Rd 0.4 mi 1 min
  	61 .	Turn left at A3203/Lambeth Rd 0.6 mi 3 mins
  	62 .	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A3203 0.2 mi 1 min
  	63 .	At Horseferry Rd, take the 3rd exit onto A3212 0.4 mi 1 min

  To :	London UK Change destination </form>	Edit

  Add destination ... New!
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  Zico

  Those crazy google employees. Everybody knows you turn right at Lambeth Road, not left.
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  ozziepost

  but....but.....but....they didn't say how to swim !!!!!

  ROFLOL !
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  horrible life

  I find fault with this, It doesn't say in what direction. OK OK I know it is East, but it looks like there is a little Northern push. I would have assumed that it was straight, and then where would I be????
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  Quentin

  Now that's a hoot...swim...hehehe...funny..
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  chelleadam

  horrible life,

  They failed to mention nautical rule #1. "the shortest distance between 2 points, nautically, is a great curve"
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  fullofdoubtnow

  So funny