Plucking rafters from thine eye...

by Crumpet 29 Replies latest jw experiences

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    Hey crumpet,

    I get them just before a migraine attack - I hope that's not what you are getting. Usually a twitch will last a couple hours then stop on it's own.

    I wish I could get together with you guys for the apostafest I really need to meet some of you guys!! Anyway have fun, hopefully the twitch is only temporary, try some warm compresses just in case it is a stye starting to form

    nj

  • JH
    JH
    you'll think all us English folks have that problem

    Yes you all have that !!!

    Don't try hiding it.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Now why do you want to cure that. Just think how easy it will be to hook up with all the Texans that you'll be winking at.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    LOL at Rebel8 - you are funny!

    liken a stye to a big pimple on the outer skirts of your eye, a twitch is a twich. I get the feeling that you have had this twitch for sometime, maybe hours? Or did it just start? If the twitch is continous for hours on end, I would call a doctor. Otherwise it should go away on its own.

    Nikki

    It started around the time I met free2think for lunch now that I think of it. Have you cursed me honey!

    I am a bit tired - I have been up at 4 or 5 am most mornings this week getting things ready. I dont have time to try and of the cures alas - except maybe unconfuseds one which will have to be attempted with wine in the pub. Such a sunny evening and just twenty minutes to go!

    This may be my last post - so it was nice knowing you all!

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    doesn't sound like a sty...I've had them before. I do have a cure though! I thought it was crazy when I first heard it, but I've seen it work myself. I was at a black tie event, believe it or not, when I felt that awful swelling start in the corner of my eye. When I went to the ladies room, one of the girls there told me to rub gold on it. I started to tell her I didn't have any gold when she pointed at the ring I was wearing (my great-grandmother's wedding ring). I rubbed it on the spot and within about 2 minutes, the sty was gone. I was so happy!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Thanks Kaethra - am off into the ghettoes of croydon to find myself a gold toothed rapster to rub on my eye!

  • free2think
    free2think
    It started around the time I met free2think for lunch now that I think of it. Have you cursed me honey!

    Yes I did! I wanted to get my greedy little hands on your plane ticket.

    I hope it goes away before you fly, although it might draw some lovely texans to you as Rebel8 said, so maybe you should keep it, lol.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    When ya comin' to America?

    Uhhh, sorry I didn't mean to pry.

    Where ya gonna be?

    Oooops, there I go again.

    See a doctor for the stye. The right medicine will take care of it in a few days.

  • flipper
    flipper

    Is it like the chief inspector in the pink panther movies? If so, I guess it means your going round the bend! Stress can do stuff like that - youv'e had a lot going on it seems - dating again, big trip ahead. Have a really good time! flipper

  • Zico
    Zico

    Maybe it con-junc-tee-vy-tis?

    Texans - beware of Crumpet, it's contagious. ;)

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