PS- I predict I'll have a drink now.
And I predict I'll be joining you Bro A!
NEARLY HALF-WAY INTO 2007, AND THE END THAT WAS TO OCCUR WITHIN THE 20TH
by nvrgnbk 20 Replies latest jw friends
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nvrgnbk
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Brother Apostate
And I predict I'll be joining you Bro A!PS- I predict I'll have a drink now.
And lo and behold, they indeed had a drink- each one as he chose, and it was good in the eyes of JWD. And the prophecy of BA, that it was true, spread throughout the land, and there was much rejoicing!! BA-
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JH
What the hell happened?
Time tells us that they weren't inspired....
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nvrgnbk
"As for that one who shall prophesy the drinking of drink, and the drinking of drink does indeed come to pass, that one's drinks shall be multiplied ten-fold." (The Book of Nvr 69:69)
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Brother Apostate
"And verily, it came to pass, and unto the drinker of one, ten drinks were given,
and unto the drinker of two, twenty drinks were given,and unto the drinker of three, thirty drinks were given,
until the whole lot had a good time and passed out. And a call for many aspirins was heard amongst the camp
on the following morn, and much herb was smoked amongst the congregated throngs, and they recovered, and yea,
that night they found that the drinker of one could now drink two, and the drinker of two could now drink three,
and so on, and so forth, until they repeated this event of much rejoicing as often as possible for the remainder
of their lives" -Parties 4:20 -
nvrgnbk
"And verily, it came to pass, and unto the drinker of one, ten drinks were given,
and unto the drinker of two, twenty drinks were given,and unto the drinker of three, thirty drinks were given,
until the whole lot had a good time and passed out. And a call for many aspirins was heard amongst the camp
on the following morn, and much herb was smoked amongst the congregated throngs, and they recovered, and yea,
that night they found that the drinker of one could now drink two, and the drinker of two could now drink three,
and so on, and so forth, until they repeated this event of much rejoicing as often as possible for the remainder
of their lives" -Parties 4:20"And so it was that this one and that one, each in his own way, came to find that life was good, very good."-Parties 4:21
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yaddayadda
Oh didn't you hear it was a misprint. They meant the 21st century! Do more til 2094!
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BluesBrother
When I was a lad , they said that I would not need to get a job in this world , so I did not work too hard at school. When I was a teenager they said I should not get married because the end was so close. I did, eventually but I did not worry about bringing children into Satans world - better to do it in the New World. . Now I am not so far off retirement..and the New World is still coming "soon" .....??
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nvrgnbk
When I was a lad , they said that I would not need to get a job in this world , so I did not work too hard at school. When I was a teenager they said I should not get married because the end was so close. I did, eventually but I did not worry about bringing children into Satans world - better to do it in the New World. . Now I am not so far off retirement..and the New World is still coming "soon" .....??
Kinda sucks dont it bro?
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Handsome Dan
Prophetic lies to help build a kingdom, god's kingdom well not really, a kingdom to empower men, unfortunately yes !
Implied fear to gain power and sell magazines thats what it was all about, sorry but the truth has to be told
it's a kick in the crotch folks but there it is