Professional Watchtower Window Washer
Lets Make JW Bumper Stickers
by Gerard 32 Replies latest jw friends
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Hortensia
My favorites:
"...balance the budget ? Tax the Watchtower." "Jehovah's Witness: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy"
"There ain't no devil, it's just Jehovah when he's drunk."
"The problem with JWs who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." -
free2think
ROTFLMAO. We should definitely sell these.
"Freedom is the distance between JWs and me"
Miracles Happen, Ask Watchtower's Banker.
"JW women can do kinky things with their knees. That's why they aren't supposed to reveal them in public."
These are my favourite, esp the last one
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Bob Loblaw
Got "new light"?
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Bob Loblaw
I stayed alive 'til '75 and all I got was this stupid bumper sticker.
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Bob Loblaw
The Governing Body is my co-pilot.
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nvrgnbk
My son is an MTS grad!
Our response:
My apostate son kicked your MTS grad's ass!
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Brother Apostate
Silence of the:
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We'll disfellowship your:
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badboy
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES;PREACHING THE END OF THE WORLD SINCE 1874
JEHOVAH'SWITNESSES;MAKING FALSE PROPHETIES SINCE 1874
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nvrgnbk
THE END WILL BE HERE BY
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