If God could prophetize the end times, why could't he have figured out.....

by JH 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    which leads us back to our original question:

    if god is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    which leads us back to our original question:

    if god is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

    Or a variant thereof Pioneer Spit:

    Can God make a baby so powerful that the rocks lose when the baby is bashed against them?

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586
    Can God make a baby so powerful that the rocks lose when the baby is bashed against them?

    The answer to that would be Chuck Norris, if he ever was a baby. He emerged from the womb in a kung-fu stance, beard and all, ready to kick the doctor's ass for yelling at his mom to "PUSH!"

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    The answer to that would be Chuck Norris, if he ever was a baby. He emerged from the womb in a kung-fu stance, beard and all, ready to kick the doctor's ass for yelling at his mom to "PUSH!"

    Damn you SirNose586! You've gone and made me spit water on my monitor!

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