Second Impressions: Call me naughty but American boys know what to do!

by Crumpet 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Well one corona turned into several glasses (bottles) of your finest White Zin Blush - yummy and later some blue moons. Whoever paid my bar tab - THANKYOU!

    I got back to my hotel room at 8am my time - 2 am Texas time. But lets say that the inside of Sheraton rooms are nice. I'd like my underwear and sunglasses back though.

    I ended up at the sports bar tended carefully by Michael the bar man and amused by everyone who came to talk to me while I watched a programme where adults pit their wits against fifth graders. Soooo funny! I met an awesome gay guy called Mark who reminded me of Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman. I asked him straight out if he knew Hambeak or Littlerockguy. Of course he didnt. He was from Canada and adorable.

    The rest of my evening was spent with an ex-soldier who made my first night awesomely memorable. I think maybe we should ship some American's over to the UK to teach our guys the language of the tongue.

    People really are friendly here - even the ones not eating me alive. Generally folks just smile a lot more.

    I havent eaten anything since I got here nearly 24 hours ago so I am praying Hemp Lover will get me to some food soon. Then we go shopping (underwear and shades) and bar hopping tonight I think and to see some bands.

    I'm going to look like shite by Saturday but I am having a marvellous time!

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Welcome to America!

    Bet you are reeling today from the Jet-lag?

    Jeff

  • JH
    JH

    Glad you're enjoying your trip Crumpet. I also find Americans to be very friendly, each time I go over.

  • Life Is Grand
    Life Is Grand

    Sounds like you're having an awesome time....hopefully what happens in Texas-stays in Texas...

    Have a blast!!!!

    LIG

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    Bet you are reeling today from the Jet-lag?

    Yep thats what I am calling this hangover! Mainly I am just really really hungry.

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    Glad you are having a blast crumpet - just be carefull

    nj

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    OMG Crumpet, lol you're a riot! I'm glad your having a great time. You need to eat something soon, keep your energy up for the rest of the trip ;-)

  • juni
    juni

    Have fun Nina, but stay safe! There are a lot of kooks out there.......

    Hugs, Juni

  • middlechild
    middlechild

    Love it!! O, to be single again (and without the rules and regs of the org!)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Poor Crumpet... did one of those mean'ol Texas boys give you a thorough tongue lashing?

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