Test of the Week: Are you a sex god(dess)?

by JanH 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • Andee
    Andee

    Hey there, PLH

    First Brad Pitt, now this!

    I got me a twin out there!

    BTW I don't think poor Brad could handle us, however, I sure would be willing to take THAT chance!

    Andee

  • JanH
    JanH
    ...i thought i already passed your test

    That was only the first stage of my test, Mango!

    - Jan
    --
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    ~*~Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.~*~

    ...and jan, you know i told the truth

    ~i woke up adrift in a technicolor bliss~

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    andee, seperated at birth???? hehe

    hey you ever hook up with brad, CALL ME!!!

    love ya
    harmony

    Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights.~~Bob Marley

  • JanH
    JanH

    Ouch! Persephone has MPD...

    Worrying, especially considering that she is Zevs' daughter with Demeter.

    Tracy and Dana, I shut up about this if you do...

    - Jan
    --
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.

    Well, at least the elders didn't squelch this!!!!

    April

    "Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    I think I did something wrong:

    A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

    The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

    PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

    a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I thought that more than just the girls should play:
    It's all true, I tell you!!!
    LT

    DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

    You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids

    Tracy...uh...maybe that we're sisters?? duh!

    Jan I'm a goddess now so I can brag about the gods I bag! Woohoo!!! And here's proof of my goddess status:

    A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

    The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

    DEMETER, Goddess of the Fruitful Earth.

    She is a deity who embraces all that man has to offer.

    Sex for you is probably just as much of a spiritual experience as it is a physical one. You are an unconventional lover who doesn't feel the need to obey traditional gender roles or follow the norms set by society. Although you are a firm believer in experimentation, you never rush your sexual encounters. It's important for you to experience sex in a deep and profound way. When in the bedroom, you not only surrender your body to the experience, but you allow your mind and your spirit to join the action. Men find you to be a phenomenal lover, and they never fail to be completely elated and fulfilled when the night is over. Sex for you is much more than the sum of its parts. It's an experience that provides you and your partner with an unforgettable moment. For the men who are fortunate enough to share your bed, it's like a light streaming down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

    How did they know??!!!

    Dana

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids

    Expat,

    Persephone sounds hot to me!

    Dana

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