The Dumb and Dumber Organization

by metatron 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  Farkel

  Greetings Rex,

  : My favorite thing (near the end) was sneaking in a tough question for the WT conductor that 'I had been asked by a householder in service'.

  Yeah, "tough" questions like, "How come your religion fits virtually every definition of a false prophet the Bible offers? How come the ONLY example of "apostates" in the Bible is Hymenaeus and Philetus who taught that the "resurrection had already occurred? Um, what religion do you know who teaches this? Catholics? Nope. Baptists? Nope. Lutherans? Nope. ANYONE else? I don't think so. First they taught it occurred in 1878 and NOW they teach it happened in 1918. If 1878 was wrong, they were Apostates. If 1918 is wrong, they are Apostates. If BOTH dates were wrong they are not only apostates, but DipFucks."

  1 Tim. 1:20, 2 Tim. 2:17

  It doesn't take any "tough" questions to expose the WTS for what they are: clueless liars who pretend to speak for God.

  Farkel

  "When in doubt, duck!"
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  treeny

  Hello everyone, It's really about a Kingdom Hall of about 230 clones. I remember the Elder in the hall I attended LONG ago who would conduct the Watchtower study. He'd ask a question then choose pick hand after hand until he got the answer he was looking for. Sometimes it took 5 or 6 answers to figure out what he wanted. Mind you this Elder had unique thinking. He made a statement during the study that Adam should have slit Eve's throat. This same man who was the Elder at my Df meeting was df'd a yr later for bopping a sister. The sister became history, but with time he got back in.. Clones I tell you! Don't think! Take care.
  Terry
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  Ranchette

  Treeny,
  We once had an elder alot like the one you describe.
  He basically was from another planet and no one was on his wave length!
  He would go from person to person like you said and insult anyone who didn't come up with the exact word he was looking for.
  He made it a habit to insult the whole bookstudy on a regular basis and then accuse us of being stupid because no one wanted to raise their hand and take that abuse!!
  He was Crazy and mean!
  Ranchette