TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS

by Warlock 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • choosing life
    choosing life

    I must wet the toothbrush before I put toothpaste on it. Never the other way around.

    Do you like to drive fast or slow?

    Did you always drive vastly different when no one is in the car with you, as a witness? Do you still now?

    What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?

    Where I live? Asians.

    Warlock

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?

    Jehovah!

  • choosing life
    choosing life

    I should have said what causes you to CHOOSE to drive more slowly, not forces or compels you to.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    When you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?

    Do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?

    Wha? It's a cracker, man. Just eat it,....

    jk

    But what if everyone wanted ketchup with their fries at McDonalds?

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral
    Have you ever considered how many holes you could have in your frontyard if you just took the dirt out of them?

    BrentR, have you and my husband been smoking together?

    gentlyferal

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    put on the toothpaste, then wet the toothpaste and brush

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?

    I drive more slowly because I am older now - but still faster than most. What slows me down? Let's see, blue hairs, 100-year-old golfers, visitors from foreign countries. I can cut them some slack. But those @#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^& A**H*** people in front of me who are driving too slowly, drifting out of the lane, overcorrecting, stopping where there is no stop sign and driving through red lights because they are TALKING ON A F****** CELLPHONE are the worst and deserve to die young. Unfortunately, they will probably take others with them.

    Phew! have to calm down. Somebody bring me an iced tea, please.

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    Why do people argue dogmatically over things that are unproveable?

    Why do people hate those who don't see things their way?

    BA= Perplexed

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    Foundmyway: I am just glad you wash your hands at all. . .a few months ago we had a revolting thread about bad hygiene. . .

    Salt side up. With peanut butter.

    How often do you clean out your belly button?

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