What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?
I drive more slowly because I am older now - but still faster than most. What slows me down? Let's see, blue hairs, 100-year-old golfers, visitors from foreign countries. I can cut them some slack. But those @#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^& A**H*** people in front of me who are driving too slowly, drifting out of the lane, overcorrecting, stopping where there is no stop sign and driving through red lights because they are TALKING ON A F****** CELLPHONE are the worst and deserve to die young. Unfortunately, they will probably take others with them.
Phew! have to calm down. Somebody bring me an iced tea, please.