A little Fun. If celebrities made up the Governing Body, who'd it be??

NotaNess

So who's your celebrity line up as the members of the governing body, and for what reason?

Crumpet

Charlton Heston - he has to be in any religious movie!

Gregory Peck - Ray Franz: challenging the set standards like in To Kill a Mockingbird.

How about 50 Cent? He would for sure take care of all those old fogeys that insist on banning all fun. And Eminem--along with D12's Bizarre (just listen to his song Gospel Weed Song). I think they will take the Watchtower Society and make a weed house out of it.

IsaacJS2

Fair warning: you are probably taking your life in your hands if you check these links. They are not very p.c. (politically correct). Visit at your own risk.

Celebrity Members of the Governing Body

Pat Robertson http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson

Jerry Fallwell http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Falwell

Satan http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Satan

Carrot Top http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top

Anne Coulter http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anne_Coulter

Bill O'Reilly http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bill_O%27Reilly

Lord Voldemort http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lord_Voldemort

Megatron (from the Decepticons) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Megatron

Geraldo Rivera http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_Rivera

Eric Cartman http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eric_Theodore_Cartman

Lion-O (or maybe Tygra) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Thundercats#Lion-O

Darth Vader http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Darth_Vader

Um...sorry about this. Please don't hit or yell.

IsaacJ

moggy lover

I would recommend the Three Stooges for a start. Larry, Curly, and Moe, at least know more about the Scriptures than Teddy and his mobsters. Which is'nt difficult when you consider that the latter know as much about the Bible as a Samarkhand camel trader. Its easy when you have script writers writing your public pronouncements

Cheers

Mum

Alec Baldwin. He's a natural.

That New Jersey governor, McGreevey(?) who now wants to be an Episcopal priest. Experienced in leading a double life (gay masquerading as straight) and sexual abuse (allegedly!)

All of the depressed and addicted are praying for their "conversion."

Regards,

SandraC

Finally-Free

I can think of a few but they're all cartoon characters.

Homer Simpson
Elmer Fudd
Daffy Duck
Donald Duck
Mr. Magoo
Roger Rabit

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gabriella

I think that Bush and Cheyney would make excellent GB members. They would fit right in to the "good old boys" club, spout pearls of wisdom to the rank and file and of course make a little money on the side. All the while demanding respect and claiming to have the monopoly on "christian values". Yep, they'd be perfect..

restrangled

W.C. Fields playing the character of the wizard in "The Wizard of Oz"

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